Shenanigans are my specialty

Sep 18

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

Sep 18
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Wait a minute…i was reading ultrafacts  &realized that THIS GUY WAS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THIS

(Source)
&

(Source)
I think he was crazy

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Wait a minute…i was reading ultrafacts  &realized that THIS GUY WAS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THIS

(Source)

&

(Source)

I think he was crazy

Sep 18

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Sep 18

mangodootdoot:

mickeysdicksmasherseasonpass:

barrenflowers:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

mickeysdicksmasherseasonpass
things 4 a tiny house!!!!

OK THAT CHAIR WITH TEH BOOKS CRAMMED IN IT THO!!!

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sep 18

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Sep 18

quote When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
Sep 18
green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

Sep 18
awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

Sep 18

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

Sep 18
little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART